tooshortforregrets:

gryffindorghost:

professorej:

You Mad, Non-Benders?

asldjf tenzin is magnificent

Kewwwww

nathanta:

tonyma:

you can’t say it’s bad if you never tried it. It’s like saying you hate avocados but you never tasted one before! You’re creating facts out of mere rumors. Don’t be ignorant now.

I love fucking avocados and guacamole!

omg.

And then this white bitch walks in.

Calls me gay.

Strips.

Lies on bed.

Jumps on the bed.

And then puked a puddle under her head in that bed.

Biggest. Distraction. Ever.

thekeytoyourheart-:

purrky:

living-in-nightmares:

reblog. everytime.

omg

Classic.

(Source: punxtr)

Big Bro Appreciation Post.

Ever since I started pledging LTD, my “big bro” became like a older brother for me. It’s thanks to him that I didn’t bitch out and quit and it’s because of him that I have the fire inside of me to give back to the fraternity. He’s taught me a lot and he’s inspired me to go beyond the normal expectations of a “big bro.” Hopefully, I’ll be just as good of a mentor as he was when the time comes for me to pick up. Good shit. 

whataphokinghuynher:

YOU ARE ALL GIRAFFING ME CRAZY :’) Omg. I love it.

(Source: iraffiruse)

9gag:

Everyone loves Kakashi

honeywheresmysupersuit:

inotrope:

laffy taffy gets deep

shit just got real

dangdang626:

Accidental philosphy

DYING

(Source: )

NIGGUH IT’S MAY! IT’S MOTHERFUCKING MAY!

May’s my absolute favorite month of the year. Why? Take a guess. It’s pretty easy. Not there yet? Okay, I’ll tell you. It’s my fuckin’ birthday!

It’s the first day of May and that means it’s just 6 days till my birthday. Yayay! This year is kind of bittersweet though cause I’m finally getting to that point where I’m considered old. Like.. old old. Let’s just say in about a year or so, I’m going to be 20. Yeah, now that’s fucking old.

Sometimes, I wish I was in high school again. Life was a breeze back then. I didn’t have any real problems. The only thing I had to worry about was turning in Slagle’s essay on time or finishing Burkhart’s Outside Reading an hour before it was due.

Aiyah.. my 18th year has been one hella crazy year. Hopefully, my 19th one will be just as crazy and twice the fun. 

twerq it gurl!

(Source: penarodrigo)

annamama:

Junior year :\

One of the things I miss from HS: Overdoing Pep Rallies

:,(

somebodybemybuddyback:

hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle

Harry Potter went in alone and ended up molested by some dead bitch in the prefect’s bath.

newsweek:

Truth.

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apsies:

slippinghusband:

theoriginalsettler:

Nicholas Sparks’ newest book/film should be called “White People Embracing”.

White People Almost Kissing.

White People Who Die.

^ BAHAHAHAHA